Hold onto your freakin' hats because next Sunday is Mother's Day. If you are like me, the preferred child, you have already purchased some fancy spiced biscuits for your mother. If you are not like me you will be surpassed in goodness by your angelic siblings. Whether or not your mother still loves you after all these years (sorry Grandma, I am only joking), I recommend utilizing this news resource as you conspire to provide for the majestic matriarchs on their special day.
It is a known fact that Mothers love seafood and nothing, NOTHING says "Love you Mom" like a frozen tenderized octopus from Africa. Turn on the charm and turn up with a bag of Maine SMELTS. Make mommy proud!
HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!!!
Mothers of the Animal Kingdom
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Oh for cryin' out loud, David Attenborough,
stop posing as this birds mother!
Ridiculous. |
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