Freemantle Octopus Tentacles

Stupid octopus heads getting you down in the dumps? Do you ever feel like large, boring octopus heads are invading your space, wasting of your time and squandering your money? You are not alone.

It's going to be OK honey, I know it's hard dealing with these evil octopus heads.

 Stay strong, for me and the kids.

I understand your pain, which is why I recommend head-free Freemantle Octopus Tentacles from Western Australia!

Les Tentacles...

These 1 kilo packs of 100 percent pure frozen octopus tentacles will eliminate your contact with the dreaded octopus heads that you loathe. Never again will you have to decapitate a dead octopus in your kitchen. Let your freedom flag fly, throw your arms up to the sky and feel the vibes of total and complete liberation from octopus heads!

Mother's Day Smelts and Octopus

Hold onto your freakin' hats because next Sunday is Mother's Day. If you are like me, the preferred child, you have already purchased some fancy spiced biscuits for your mother. If you are not like me you will be surpassed in goodness by your angelic siblings. Whether or not your mother still loves you after all these years (sorry Grandma, I am only joking), I recommend utilizing this news resource as you conspire to provide for the majestic matriarchs on their special day.

It is a known fact that Mothers love seafood and nothing, NOTHING says "Love you Mom" like a frozen tenderized octopus from Africa. Turn on the charm and turn up with a bag of Maine SMELTS. Make mommy proud!

HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!!!

Mothers of the Animal Kingdom

Oh for cryin' out loud, David Attenborough,
stop posing as this birds mother!
Ridiculous.