Custom Painted Aprons by GTFB

Imagine a world where you don't have to exert one iota of energy in order to get HAWT!


Embarrass the SHIT out of your family this holiday season.


Consider your dreams a reality, because HAWT and Embarrassing are the motifs of my latest project:
Custom Hand-Painted Aprons. I like to call this series "Sexual Speedos and Voluptuous Merm."

Clearly I have a little too much time on my hands now that I am unemployed:

Poor unsuspecting victim exposed in crowd pleaser: "Hot Pink Leopard with Gucci Chain"

Twins:

WAH LAH