In need of a meaty white fish that doesn't cost you three starry planets, a light saber and a Yoda? Well, COBIA might just be what you are looking for. Cobia is one of those earthly fish that, no matter how many hairball, dread-locked wookies are chasing after you, you can still whip into shape with any old ingredients you might have laying around in wake of the sandstorm. Comparably speaking, cobia tastes like an interplanetary cross between fatty hamachi and meaty sturgeon. It is sold by the side, a 100% yield: COBIA RULES THE GALAXY! Farmed in Florida, Planet Earth, this cobia is full of healthy vitamins for humans, such as riboflavin, niacin, vitamin B6, magnesium and potassium. Cobia is also a high-valued, low-fat source of protein. Yay! You can eat as much cobia as you want and still fit into your favorite little summer spacesuit. Upon reading this you may have figured out that I have never actually seen Star Wars. My darkest secret exposed to the public! Mortifying as it may seem, it is a relief to finally get that skeleton out of the closet.
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| Just some renegade cobia hunterson the prowl... |
Did you know?
Cobia are the only living member of the family Rachycentridae in North America. Their closest relative in these parts is the shark sucker (remora) which they are sometimes mistaken for in the wild due to their good looks and tendency to follow sharks around.
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| Did I say good looks? I meant GREAT looks. |
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